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Most Primitive: 34th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th Largest Retail Industry: 65th
The Telkiderh koma of
Corporate Police State
goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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De Hork

Population13.012 billion

Capitala aboderh ikhak
Leadera ikharul dede
FaithEsheturborul Badit

Currencyderhkhe
Animalbo'i borulukh

The Telkiderh koma of De Hork is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a ikharul dede with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.012 billion arulshe are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a aboderh ikhak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient arulderh economy, worth a remarkable 5,166 trillion derhkhes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 397,028 derhkhes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,876,666 per year while the poor average 17,338, a ratio of 165 to 1.

The national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. De Hork's national animal is the bo'i borulukh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esheturborul Badit.

De Hork is ranked 90th in the world and 1st in toilet arsonist appreciation society for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 49,927.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 34thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49thLargest Retail Industry: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90thLargest Gambling Industry: 90thLargest Insurance Industry: 91stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100thMost Ignorant Citizens: 116thMost Avoided: 120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 132ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 153rdFattest Citizens: 160thMost Corrupt Governments: 232ndLargest Mining Sector: 252ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254thMost Devout: 335thMost Efficient Economies: 434thHighest Average Incomes: 469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 625thRudest Citizens: 840thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 859thHighest Economic Output: 1,052ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,134thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,075thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,539thMost Pro-Market: 6,472ndLargest Black Market: 6,614thMost Stationary: 7,555thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,385thMost Extreme: 10,499thMost Influential: 12,369thMost Conservative: 13,549thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,223rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : De Hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : De Hork lodged a message on the Toilet arsonist appreciation society Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : De Hork was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in De Hork, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.

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