The Confederacy of DC Kurdistan is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 152 million Swiss are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Swiss economy, worth 4.18 trillion Swiss francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 27,480 Swiss francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and on-duty Air DC Kurdistan flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DC Kurdistan's national animal is the Alpine ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DC Kurdistan is ranked 127,010^th in the world and 196^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Economic Output, with 4.18 trillion Standard Monetary Units.