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Most Devout: 192ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We lead the weak towards eternal victory.
The Holiest Emperor of Dazpolia
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dazpolia

Population15.066 billion

CapitalThe Holy Imperial City of Dazpol
LeaderThe Holiest Emperor of Dazpolia
FaithDazpolian Orthodox Catholicism

CurrencyBasolit
Animalcrocodile

The Holy Empire of Dazpolia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Holiest Emperor of Dazpolia with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.066 billion Dazpolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Imperial City of Dazpol. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dazpolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,917 trillion Basolits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 259,999 Basolits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud The Holiest Emperor of Dazpolia's speeches are regarded as enemies of Dazpolia, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dazpolia's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism.

Dazpolia is ranked 244,497th in the world and 10,433rd in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -131 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Devout: 192ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 344thLowest Crime Rates: 384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 388thLargest Governments: 402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 570thMost Patriotic: 571stMost Corrupt Governments: 869thLongest Average Lifespans: 880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,053rdBest Weather: 1,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,305thHealthiest Citizens: 1,378thMost Conservative: 1,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,687thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,957thMost Authoritarian: 2,341stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,704thMost Developed: 2,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,981stHighest Average Incomes: 3,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,304thHighest Economic Output: 3,371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,574thMost Efficient Economies: 4,509thMost Cultured: 8,391stSmartest Citizens: 9,265thTop
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Most Extreme: 16,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,996thLargest Populations: 18,035thLargest Black Market: 18,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,594th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 127th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 388th in the regionLargest Populations: 389th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Extreme: 449th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 789th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dazpolia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Dazpolia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, foreign leaders who don't applaud The Holiest Emperor of Dazpolia's speeches are regarded as enemies of Dazpolia.
  • : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Dazpolia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Dazpolia ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Dazpolia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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