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Rudest Citizens: 6,094thMost Cultured: 6,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,130th
The Keyserreykh of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Got mit aundz
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Daytshland

Population1.341 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderFerdinand vun Prusn
FaithYiddishkeyt

Currencydaytshemark
Animalsteinodler eagle

The Keyserreykh of Daytshland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ferdinand vun Prusn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.341 billion Daytshe hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daytshe economy, worth 201 trillion daytshemarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,543 daytshemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Daytshe Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daytshland's national animal is the steinodler eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yiddishkeyt.

Daytshland is ranked 267,530th in the world and 33rd in Deutschland for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 6,094thMost Cultured: 6,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,130thLargest Retail Industry: 9,476thMost Devout: 9,836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,430thHighest Food Quality: 13,124thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,533rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,719thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,215thMost Patriotic: 21,694thSmartest Citizens: 22,101stHighest Average Incomes: 22,375thMost Inclusive: 26,091st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Daytshe Space Agency.
  • : Daytshland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Daytshland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Daytshland was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Daytshland, Daytshe actors literally work from cradle to grave.

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