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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 392nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 597th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718th
The Kingdom Colony of Denmark of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vores folk holder liv i kongeriget! Dansk for evigt!
Disgraced Emperor Julius and Lord Vague
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.632 billion

CapitalForbidden City of Copenhagen
LeaderDisgraced Emperor Julius and Lord Vague

CurrencyDragon Shell
AnimalBrunswiek Dragon

The Kingdom Colony of Denmark of Daymonskinner is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Disgraced Emperor Julius and Lord Vague with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.632 billion DaymonSkinneriteses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forbidden City of Copenhagen. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daymonskinnerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion Dragon Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,550 Dragon Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and public urination is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Daymonskinner's national animal is the Brunswiek Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calderverism.

Daymonskinner is ranked 158,641st in the world and 8,228th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 14.07 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 597thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 718thLargest Black Market: 802ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 913thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 987thMost Avoided: 1,000thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,010thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,052ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,376thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,475thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,835thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,912thLargest Mining Sector: 1,938thFattest Citizens: 1,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,985thHighest Average Incomes: 2,167thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,337thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,165thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,727thMost Influential: 5,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,431stHighest Economic Output: 6,944thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,072ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,958thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,705thMost Armed: 9,587thMost Authoritarian: 9,775thMost Conservative: 10,085thLargest Governments: 12,557th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 225th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 291st in the regionMost Armed: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 331st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 476th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 497th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 566th in the regionMost Conservative: 569th in the regionLargest Governments: 599th in the regionLargest Populations: 652nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 737th in the region

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