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Most Pacifist: 1,072ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,261stBest Weather: 1,285th
The Matriarchy of
Left-Leaning College State
Honey Badger Don't Care, But We Do
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Dawnonia

Population16.753 billion

CapitalSolitude
LeaderKathryn Janeway

CurrencyDawnon
AnimalHoney Badger

The Matriarchy of Dawnonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kathryn Janeway with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.753 billion Dawnonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Dawnonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion Dawnons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,640 Dawnons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawnonia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dawnonia is ranked 231,957th in the world and 283rd in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Pacifist: 1,072ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,261stBest Weather: 1,285thNicest Citizens: 1,363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,478thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,741stSafest: 1,769thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,070thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,301stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,489thMost Influential: 2,821stLargest Governments: 2,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,119thLowest Crime Rates: 3,259thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,317thSmartest Citizens: 3,390thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,404thHighest Food Quality: 3,521stMost Stationary: 3,614thMost Cultured: 3,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,314thMost Inclusive: 5,144thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,226thHighest Economic Output: 10,647thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,810thLargest Populations: 13,444thMost Secular: 19,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,234th
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dawnonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Dawnonia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Dawnonia endorsed The Exiled Immortal Empire of Oblitus Terras.
  • : Dawnonia endorsed The Federal Republic of Tassalvia.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawnonia, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.

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