by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,212thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,448thMost Pacifist: 20,470th
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Dawned On Me

Population1.086 billion

Animalwhole love

The Whole Love of Dawned On Me is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 1.086 billion Dawned On Means are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dawned On Mean economy, worth 62.5 trillion wilcoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,548 wilcoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawned On Me's national animal is the whole love, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dawned On Me is ranked 40,211th in the world and 1,338th in Artificial Solar System for Most Conservative, scoring 72 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,212thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,448thMost Pacifist: 20,470thNicest Citizens: 21,014thMost Patriotic: 21,257th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 157th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 160th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 265th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 388th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 456th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 504th in the regionBest Weather: 567th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 572nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 572nd in the region

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