The Certified Derp of Dawn Denac is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Derp with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 6.435 billion People enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raiding Town. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient a Person economy, worth 188 trillion Feathers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,263 Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dawn Denac has designated Raiding Town as its capital city, Raiding or something has been named as Dawn Denac's national religion, and The Derp has just been declared ruler of Dawn Denac in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawn Denac's national animal is the Black Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Raiding or something.

Dawn Denac is ranked 30,145^th in the world and 42^nd in The Black Hawks for Most Beautiful Environments, with 815.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.