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Most Devout: 2,966th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,201st Most Authoritarian: 8,588th
The Ğjũŋvā̀k̆vók of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hold high the banner of Quarkhsuandoongism!
Quark Hsuan-doong
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Dawetidish Quarkhsuandoongist Republic

Population1.895 billion

CapitalQuark Hsuan-doong City
LeaderQuark Hsuan-doong


The Ğjũŋvā̀k̆vók of Dawetidish Quarkhsuandoongist Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Quark Hsuan-doong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.895 billion Dawetids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quark Hsuan-doong City. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dawetidish economy, worth 176 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,272 yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dawetidish Quarkhsuandoongist Republic's national animal is the dragon and its national religion is Quarkhsuandoongism.

Dawetidish Quarkhsuandoongist Republic is ranked 46,136th in the world and 2nd in Puppets of Dawetid for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,104.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 2,966thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,201stTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,588thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,169thMost Conservative: 10,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,063rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,461stLargest Black Market: 12,498thLargest Mining Sector: 15,325thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,835th

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