The Rogue Nation of Dawalvis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.133 billion Dawalvisians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Dawalvisian economy, worth 810 trillion Coraltic Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 79,971 Coraltic Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Blue Whaledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Dawalvis's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Dawalvis is ranked 174,201^st in the world and 51^st in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.94 law-abiding acts per hour.