The Republic of Daw n is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 2.019 billion Daw nians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The Daw nian economy, worth 99.7 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,397 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daw n's national animal is the porpoise.

Daw n is ranked 115,973^rd in the world and 3^rd in East Coast for Most Primitive, scoring -43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.