The Republic of David Harris is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr David Harris with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.192 billion David Harris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalimantan. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Harrisian economy, worth 179 trillion YUAN a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,424 YUAN, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, the David Harrisian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. David Harris's national animal is the Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mr David Harris.

David Harris is ranked 10,144^th in the world and 528^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 94,545.34 Standard Monetary Units.