The Fansubbing Empire of Dattebayo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 39.621 billion Dattebayoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AH-Naruto. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Dattebayoan economy, worth 209 trillion ryous a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 5,288 ryous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to AH-Naruto to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dattebayo's national animal is the racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dattebayo is ranked 252,356^th in the world and 2^nd in YBAST for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.93 law-abiding acts per hour.