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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,292nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,594th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,133rd
The Slavic Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Datlofff Forever
Alexandria Jäger
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population6.827 billion

LeaderAlexandria Jäger


The Slavic Monarchy of Datlofff is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandria Jäger with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.827 billion Slavs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth 937 trillion Doodleffs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,274 Doodleffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Datlofff's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Datlofff is ranked 98,132nd in the world and 3,109th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 47.9 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,007thTop
Most Secular: 8,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,304thLargest Governments: 9,527thMost Developed: 10,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,797thMost Cultured: 10,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,349thHealthiest Citizens: 11,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,944thMost Efficient Economies: 12,365thBest Weather: 13,506thLargest Retail Industry: 13,722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,732ndHighest Economic Output: 14,963rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 213th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 288th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionMost Secular: 424th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Datlofff's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Datlofff's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Datlofff was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Datlofff ceased to exist in The czechoslovak legion.
  • : Datlofff's influence in The czechoslovak legion rose from "Superpower" to "Hermit".
  • : Datlofff's influence in The czechoslovak legion rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Datlofff proposed constructing embassies between The czechoslovak legion and The Kaiserreich.
  • : Datlofff proposed constructing embassies between The czechoslovak legion and KAISERREICH.
  • : Datlofff relocated from KAISERREICH to The czechoslovak legion.
  • : Datlofff relocated from The czechoslovak legion to KAISERREICH.


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