Population | 4.409 billion |
Capital | Sra˙ |
Leader | Premier Jośua |
Faith | Christo-Buddhism |
Currency | mark |
Animal | Flying Gump |
The Sublime Trotskyist State of Dasi Dasi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Premier Jośua with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.409 billion Dasi Dasi love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sra˙. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dasalian economy, worth 443 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,630 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the Dasalian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasi Dasi's national animal is the Flying Gump, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christo-Buddhism.
Dasi Dasi is ranked 124,042nd in the world and 5,655th in Lazarus for Most Average, scoring 39.24 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dasi Dasi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Dasi Dasi, the Dasalian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Dasi Dasi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Dasi Dasi, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Dasi Dasi, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
- : Following new legislation in Dasi Dasi, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs.
- : Following new legislation in Dasi Dasi, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Dasi Dasi, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Dasi Dasi's kindness.
- : Dasi Dasi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Dasi Dasi changed its national capital to "Sra˙".