Population | 4.962 billion |
Capital | Apollonia |
Leader | Premier Joshua |
Faith | Christo-Buddhism |
Currency | mark |
Animal | Flying Gump |
The Sublime Republic of Dasi Dasi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Joshua with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.962 billion Dasi Dasi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollonia. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dasalian economy, worth 569 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,759 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown. Dasi Dasi's national animal is the Flying Gump, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christo-Buddhism.
Dasi Dasi is ranked 14,317th in the world and 5th in MJT for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 86.66 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dasi Dasi, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
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Dasi Dasi, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in
Dasi Dasi, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in
Dasi Dasi, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
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Dasi Dasi, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
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Dasi Dasi's influence in MJT rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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Dasi Dasi, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
- : Following new legislation in
Dasi Dasi, rumor has it that Premier Joshua has won three lotteries in a row.
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Dasi Dasi, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
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Dasi Dasi, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.