The Corporate City States of Dashiki City is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adon Vinhoik with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.953 billion Dashikins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dashikin economy, worth a remarkable 2,357 trillion Holy Dosh D̵̬̆s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 339,111 Holy Dosh D̵̬̆s, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Adon Vinhoik's throne, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and Dashikins believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dashiki City's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tevkravus.

Dashiki City is ranked 311,613^th in the world and 49^th in Saint Helene for Safest, scoring 4.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.