by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,664th Most Conservative: 8,626th Most Authoritarian: 14,734th
The Oppressed Dictator Regime of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Im sick of being owned!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.39 billion

LeaderKing Winter I

CurrencyDasconian Bill

The Oppressed Dictator Regime of Dasco is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Winter I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.39 billion Dascoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dasco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The strong Dascoan economy, worth 119 trillion Dasconian Bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 50,123 Dasconian Bills, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, a video of King Winter I wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and King Winter I has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Dasco's national animal is the Oppresionist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dasco is ranked 68,107th in the world and 8th in The Dank Meme Alliance for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 70.22 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,664thTop
Most Conservative: 8,626thMost Authoritarian: 14,734th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the region

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