The Republic of Dascis is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Main Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 887 million Dascisinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasmuscen Bay. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dascisian economy, worth 65.4 trillion Cadires a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 73,750 Cadires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and The Main Man has just been declared ruler of Dascis in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dascis's national animal is the Rizzo's Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dascis is ranked 118,075^th in the world and 308^th in The Wellspring for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,199.52 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.