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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,021stMost Pacifist: 3,139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,145th
The Red Communes of
Left-wing Utopia
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Das Pardgulew

Population2.085 billion

CapitalSyj nan anachi
LeaderThe General Assembly

Currencypeso
Animaldove

The Red Communes of Das Pardgulew is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The General Assembly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.085 billion Das Pardgulewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syj nan anachi. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Das Pardgulewian economy, worth 209 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 100,673 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime is totally unknown. Das Pardgulew's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Das Pardgulew is ranked 12,125th in the world and 131st in The Leftist Assembly for Best Weather, with 197 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,021stTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,145thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,368thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,755thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,057thNicest Citizens: 5,387thMost Influential: 6,022ndSafest: 6,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,266thMost Inclusive: 7,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,558thMost Secular: 9,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,528thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,776thBest Weather: 12,125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,155thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,335thSmartest Citizens: 12,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,354thLargest Governments: 16,203rdMost Income Equality: 16,990thMost Cultured: 17,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,176thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,331stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,501stMost Developed: 22,762nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The General Assembly to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Pardgulew, Das Pardgulewian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Das Pardgulew endorsed The United People's Republics of Podria.
  • : Das Pardgulew was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Necrozia.

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