by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,433rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,265th
The Kaiserreich of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Fürs Gott und Vaterland
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Das Kaiserliche Vaterland

Population4.686 billion

LeaderEmpress Dorothea II
FaithThe Imperial Protestant Church


The Kaiserreich of Das Kaiserliche Vaterland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Dorothea II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.686 billion Germans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaisersberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The thriving German economy, worth 375 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,163 Reichsmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,627 per year while the poor average 17,092, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Empress Dorothea II to meetings with foreign heads of state, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the government is avowedly secular, and Das Kaiserliche Vaterland Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Kaiserliche Vaterland's national animal is the Aquila, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Imperial Protestant Church.

Das Kaiserliche Vaterland is ranked 47,387th in the world and 8th in Changuu for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,433rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,265thMost Influential: 23,867th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the region

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