by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 6,631stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,163rd
The Protectorate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Das Auto

Population11.257 billion

CurrencyParhean Tongbo
AnimalParhean Rhinoceros

The Protectorate of Das Auto is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.257 billion Parhasques are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Das Autoan economy, worth 334 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 29,744 Parhean Tongboes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a nation-wide cull of Parhean Rhinoceross is in effect, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Auto's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Das Auto is ranked 110,745th in the world and 1,550th in Yuno for Most Avoided, scoring 1.76 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Authoritarian: 6,631stTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,163rdMost Extreme: 16,285thMost Conservative: 16,545th
Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 53rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Das Auto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Das Auto's influence in Yuno rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Das Auto's influence in Yuno rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Das Auto's influence in Yuno rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Das Auto's influence in Yuno rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Das Auto's influence in Yuno rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Das Auto's influence in Yuno rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
  • : Das Auto relocated from The Rejected Realms to Yuno.
  • : Das Auto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Das Auto's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".


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