The People's Monarchy of Das-Man is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by YRMs Octavian and Livia of H Vukovic with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.091 billion Das-Manians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gestell. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Das-Manian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion kils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 334,394 kils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Das-Man's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Church of The Royal Patronage.

Das-Man is ranked 9,161^st in the world and 8^th in Union of Christian Nations for Healthiest Citizens, with 16.17 bananas ingested per day.