Population | 25.795 billion |
Capital | Boston |
Leader | Doctadeth |
Faith | self-theistic |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Mongoose |
The Think-Tank of Das-husland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doctadeth with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.795 billion Das-huslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Das-huslandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,119 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,297 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, everyone apparently sends Doctadeth hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Das-husland's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is self-theistic.
Das-husland is ranked 345,466th in the world and 16,762nd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 0.08 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Das-husland's influence in Lazarus fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
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Das-husland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Das-husland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
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Das-husland, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
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Das-husland, everyone apparently sends Doctadeth hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
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Das-husland, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
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Das-husland, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
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Das-husland was refounded in Lazarus.
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Das-husland ceased to exist in Lazarus.
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Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.