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Largest Insurance Industry: 293rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 504th
The Think-Tank of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Slava Ukraini
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Das-husland

Population25.795 billion

CapitalBoston
LeaderDoctadeth
Faithself-theistic

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMongoose

The Think-Tank of Das-husland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doctadeth with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.795 billion Das-huslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Das-huslandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,119 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,297 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, everyone apparently sends Doctadeth hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Das-husland's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is self-theistic.

Das-husland is ranked 345,466th in the world and 16,762nd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 0.08 average smiles per day.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 293rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 301stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 504thHighest Poor Incomes: 512thLargest Mining Sector: 610thMost Corrupt Governments: 610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 667thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 741stHighest Economic Output: 903rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,249thHighest Average Incomes: 1,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,869thMost Secular: 1,942ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,697thLowest Crime Rates: 3,325thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,532ndMost Avoided: 3,577thSmartest Citizens: 4,330thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,367thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,821stLargest Retail Industry: 6,171stMost Patriotic: 6,307thLargest Governments: 8,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,073rdLargest Populations: 9,380thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,048thMost Efficient Economies: 11,178thMost Authoritarian: 11,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,217thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,078thMost Conservative: 15,762ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,370thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,088thMost Developed: 27,250thMost Income Equality: 32,622nd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Secular: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionMost Avoided: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 221st in the regionLargest Black Market: 253rd in the regionLargest Populations: 259th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 460th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 462nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 477th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 489th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 495th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 717th in the regionMost Conservative: 724th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 748th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 795th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 847th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 969th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,223rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,411th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Das-husland's influence in Lazarus fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Das-husland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Das-husland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, everyone apparently sends Doctadeth hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Das-husland was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Das-husland ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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