The Kolkommunists of Darvincia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Astan Lunwxk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.668 billion Darvincians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sande Sitei. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Darvincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,758 trillion Scented Kilts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 171,986 Scented Kilts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Darvincia's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saguaism.

Darvincia is ranked 232,151^st in the world and 13^th in Grecklandia for Most Authoritarian, with 450.17 milliStalins.