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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd Highest Poor Incomes: 99th Most Scientifically Advanced: 107th
The Infinite Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Honor et Gloria Imperatori
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Infinite Empire of DarthStassen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pope-Emperor Alexander XXIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.769 billion Imperials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth an astonishing 11,022 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 506,344 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. DarthStassen's national animal is the dachshund, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Catholicism.

DarthStassen is ranked 50,791st in the world and 6th in Central Eastern Europe for Most Devout, with 490.88 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 93rdHighest Poor Incomes: 99thMost Scientifically Advanced: 107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 114thMost Avoided: 133rdHighest Average Incomes: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 153rdMost Efficient Economies: 163rdHighest Economic Output: 186thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 204thLargest Agricultural Sector: 210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 242ndLargest Mining Sector: 252ndLargest Insurance Industry: 302ndFattest Citizens: 335thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 370thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 385thMost Corrupt Governments: 424thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 455thLargest Gambling Industry: 500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 514thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 532ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 547thMost Armed: 555thLargest Retail Industry: 737thLargest Black Market: 891stRudest Citizens: 1,213thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,246thSmartest Citizens: 1,277thMost Stationary: 1,414thLargest Governments: 1,525thTop
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Most Influential: 2,247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,574thLargest Populations: 2,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,239thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,771stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,851st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, visions of giant pink dachshunds are a common side effect after Imperials eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, criminals are thrown to the dachshunds to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : DarthStassen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsibility in Transferring Arms".
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in DarthStassen, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.

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