The Theocracy of Darth Bunny is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.896 billion Wild Hares are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Darth Bunnyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,441 trillion Karots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 88,484 Karots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and nation-building is the new national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Darth Bunny's national animal is the Rasping Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darth Bunny is ranked 21,098^th in the world and 15^th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.82 law-abiding acts per hour.