by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,671stSafest: 2,989th
The Dominion of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Obey
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Darth Bader

Population8.41 billion

CapitalRuthless

CurrencyCripto
AnimalGerbil

The Dominion of Darth Bader is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.41 billion Darth Baderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruthless. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darth Baderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Criptoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,938 Criptoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and most pop videos prominently feature the Darth Baderian flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Bader's national animal is the Gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darth Bader is ranked 11,457th in the world and 210th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,254.24 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,671stTop
5%
Safest: 2,989thLowest Crime Rates: 3,233rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,451stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,881stBest Weather: 4,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,758thMost Inclusive: 5,142ndMost Developed: 5,193rdMost Pacifist: 5,748thLargest Governments: 6,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,848thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,537thSmartest Citizens: 7,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,168thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,480thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,763rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,815thHighest Food Quality: 9,902ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,457thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 14,170thMost Secular: 14,908thMost Patriotic: 15,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,801stMost Stationary: 15,959thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,936thMost Income Equality: 19,071stLargest Retail Industry: 22,276thNicest Citizens: 24,519th
Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 85th in the regionTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105th in the regionBest Weather: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 137th in the regionMost Pacifist: 145th in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 215th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 217th in the regionMost Stationary: 222nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 226th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 228th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 238th in the regionMost Patriotic: 302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 320th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 342nd in the regionMost Secular: 390th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 483rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 503rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 643rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 757th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 783rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 860th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, most pop videos prominently feature the Darth Baderian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Darth Bader, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.

More...

Report