by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,709thMost Conservative: 7,348thMost Influential: 7,918th
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Population635 million

CapitalNew Benoni


The Nomadic Peoples of Darrland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 635 million Darrlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Benoni. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The Darrlandian economy, worth 42.0 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,107 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darrland's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darrland is ranked 243,029th in the world and 6,818th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 11.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,709thMost Conservative: 7,348thMost Influential: 7,918thMost Authoritarian: 9,879thMost Primitive: 10,829thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14,583rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,048th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 155th in the regionMost Primitive: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 256th in the regionMost Conservative: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 385th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 403rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 407th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 411th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 594th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 661st in the regionMost Extreme: 701st in the region

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