The State of Darnah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.851 billion Darnahians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Darnahian economy, worth 526 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,933 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,820 per year while the poor average 2,565, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Military funding has been stripped back and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Darnah's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Darnah is ranked 266,603^rd in the world and 8^th in The Southern Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.22 law-abiding acts per hour.