by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 567thMost Devout: 664th
The Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population20.306 billion

CapitalScott City
LeaderPresident Joshua Rademacher

AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Republic of Darmen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Joshua Rademacher with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.306 billion Darmenis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scott City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Darmeni economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 164,904 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Darmen, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darmen's national animal is the German Shepherd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Darmen is ranked 211,573rd in the world and 96th in Rushmore for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 567thMost Devout: 664thMost Subsidized Industry: 918thHealthiest Citizens: 1,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,750thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,790thMost Efficient Economies: 1,959thLowest Crime Rates: 2,028thLargest Retail Industry: 2,150thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,890thBest Weather: 3,995thLargest Governments: 4,091stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,154thHighest Economic Output: 4,258thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,366thLargest Mining Sector: 4,863rdSafest: 4,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,676thMost Influential: 5,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,497thLargest Populations: 7,750thMost Developed: 7,889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,728thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,463rdMost Stationary: 10,575thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,375thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,593rdMost Pacifist: 17,372nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darmen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Darmen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Factory Farming Ban".
  • : Darmen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".
  • : Darmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Darmen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Darmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Volcanic Activity Convention".
  • : Darmen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Interregional Recruitment".
  • : Darmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Border Policy".
  • : Darmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recognition of the General Assembly".
  • : Darmen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Conscientious objection to abortion".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Nethertopia, Electrum, Kalosia, Delawaria, and Mapletish.

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