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Darkweb

Population6.444 billion

CapitalCore Memory
LeaderRoot
FaithLinux

CurrencyByte
AnimalLlama

The Network of Darkweb is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Root with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.444 billion Darkwebians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core Memory. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The thriving Darkwebian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion Bytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,957 Bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkweb's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Linux.

Darkweb is ranked 53,729th in the world and 178th in Spiritus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 481stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 495thLargest Black Market: 559thMost Corrupt Governments: 884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 893rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,036thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,181stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,649thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,470thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,245thMost Influential: 3,910thRudest Citizens: 4,092ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,480thMost Armed: 4,812thNudest: 5,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,009thMost Avoided: 6,338thFattest Citizens: 6,757thHighest Average Incomes: 7,363rdLargest Governments: 7,503rdMost Secular: 7,572ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,155thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,811thHighest Economic Output: 10,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,679th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Darkweb was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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