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Darkweb

Population7.511 billion

CapitalCore Memory
LeaderRoot
FaithLinux

CurrencyByte
AnimalLlama

The Network of Darkweb is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Root with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.511 billion Darkwebians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core Memory. The average income tax rate is 93.8%.

The powerhouse Darkwebian economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion Bytes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 198,958 Bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkweb's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Linux.

Darkweb is ranked 13,911th in the world and 25th in Spiritus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 104.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446thLargest Black Market: 516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 709thMost Ignorant Citizens: 759thMost Corrupt Governments: 806thMost Advanced Public Transport: 812thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,233rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,454thFattest Citizens: 1,468thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,256thMost Avoided: 4,333rdMost Influential: 4,343rdNudest: 4,530thMost Armed: 4,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,692ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,436thLargest Governments: 7,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,249thMost Secular: 7,559thHighest Economic Output: 7,841stTop
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Most Stationary: 9,097thRudest Citizens: 9,273rdHighest Drug Use: 13,911thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,620th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Darkweb was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Darkweb was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, the libraries of Darkweb are staffed by lone, lonely librarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkweb, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.

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