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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,652nd
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
The day of reckoning will come. Stay tuned.
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population981 million


CurrencyRepublic Dataries

The Empire of DarKspawnerreich is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 981 million DarKspawns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sewerscant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The very strong DarKspawnerreichian economy, worth 58.3 trillion Republic Datarieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,384 Republic Datarieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,246 per year while the poor average 15,954, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Edutainment video games are taking DarKspawnerreich's students to the next level, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DarKspawnerreich's national animal is the Florida-Gator-K.

DarKspawnerreich is ranked 140,948th in the world and 5,581st in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 550.2 milliStalins.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,652nd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 436th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 721st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 816th in the region

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