The Rogue Nation of Darkness His Old Friend is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 534 million guinea pigs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong an experiment economy, worth 36.9 trillion Gigabytes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,090 Gigabytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Darkness His Old Friend's national animal is the Android, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darkness His Old Friend is ranked 133,560^th in the world and 1,226^th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 99.29613089488 days.