The Kingdom of Darkmen is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by agustus nero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.742 billion Darkmenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkmen City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,901 trillion human femaleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 503,163 human femaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkmen's national animal is the rancors, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darkmen is ranked 166,172^nd in the world and 7,351^st in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 39.27 on the Human Development Index.