by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 4,229th Most Subsidized Industry: 4,470th Most Efficient Economies: 5,019th
The United Provinces of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Viget unitatis noster.
Executive Pollster
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.734 billion

LeaderClare Jügir
FaithDarkmanian Catholism

CurrencyDarkmanian Danks
AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Provinces of Darkmania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Clare Jügir with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.734 billion Darkmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Örkendrem. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Darkmanian Danks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,427 Darkmanian Danks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darkmania's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Darkmanian Catholism.

Darkmania is ranked 12,210th in the world and 3rd in Novapax for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 341.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Inclusive: 4,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,470thMost Efficient Economies: 5,019thMost Developed: 6,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,005thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,259thMost Pacifist: 7,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,663rdMost Cultured: 7,985thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,994thNicest Citizens: 8,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,387thTop
Most Devout: 8,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,143rdBest Weather: 10,839thSmartest Citizens: 10,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,928thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,106thHealthiest Citizens: 11,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,948thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,210thHighest Economic Output: 13,173rdLargest Governments: 14,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,130thMost Influential: 15,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,597th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darkmania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Darkmania lodged a message on the Novapax Regional Message Board.
  • : Darkmania was endorsed by The Republic of Taeseon of Genkiania.
  • : Darkmania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Darkmania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Darkmania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Darkmania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Darkmania lodged a message on the Novapax Regional Message Board.
  • : Darkmania lodged a message on the Novapax Regional Message Board.
  • : Darkmania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prohibit Private Prisons"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Estogium and Genkiania.

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