by Max Barry

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Darkesia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 279
Most Valuable International Artwork: 473rdLargest Populations: 1,459thHighest Economic Output: 1,697th
The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Save the planet! It's the only one with chocolate.
Questionable Lady Darkesia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population34.561 billion

CapitalFortress Cacao
LeaderQuestionable Lady Darkesia

Currencychocolate coin ®
Animalchocolate bunny™

The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Questionable Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 34.561 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,723 trillion chocolate coin ®s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,601 chocolate coin ®s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's all quiet on the western front, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and Information Technology facilities are being turned into chocolate bunny™ habitats. Crime is almost non-existent. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 473rd in the world and 22nd in the West Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1,876.77 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 473rdLargest Populations: 1,459thHighest Economic Output: 1,697thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,846thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,307thMost Cultured: 3,353rdLargest Black Market: 3,558thLargest Retail Industry: 4,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,103rdSmartest Citizens: 4,445thRudest Citizens: 4,508thFattest Citizens: 4,547thBest Weather: 4,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,018thHighest Food Quality: 5,190thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,864thMost Inclusive: 7,968thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,823rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,410thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,005thHighest Average Incomes: 11,219thMost Influential: 11,731stMost Armed: 12,689thMost Developed: 13,322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,355thMost Secular: 13,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,954thLargest Governments: 18,614th
Largest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionFattest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionMost Armed: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 167th in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 208th in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 219th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 300th in the regionMost Secular: 305th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Influential: 332nd in the regionLargest Governments: 367th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 443rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 445th in the region

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