Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,634th Largest Populations: 1,801st
The Chocolate Loving Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Save the Planet! It's the only one with Chocolate!
Most Serene Lady Darkesia
Regional Influence
Mistress of Polls!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Most Serene Lady Darkesia with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.728 billion Darkesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Cacao. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Darkesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion chocolate coin Žs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,039 chocolate coin Žs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Darkesian Space Agency. Crime is totally unknown. Darkesia's national animal is the chocolate bunny™, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolatology.

Darkesia is ranked 9,741st in the world and 302nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,634thLargest Populations: 1,801stMost Influential: 1,948thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,159thHighest Economic Output: 3,395thMost Cultured: 3,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,691stSmartest Citizens: 5,019thBest Weather: 5,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,033rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 8,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,988thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,038thMost Inclusive: 13,529thMost Developed: 15,522nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 163rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 175th in the regionRudest Citizens: 207th in the regionLargest Black Market: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 302nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 368th in the regionMost Developed: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 444th in the regionMost Inclusive: 511th in the regionMost Stationary: 587th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 592nd in the regionMost Armed: 617th in the region

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