The Commonwealth of Dark Templar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Joseph Audley with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.07 billion Templarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akrafjall. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Templarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,386 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 169,603 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, before President Joseph Audley all AI are equally undeserving of rights, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Templar's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dark Templar is ranked 110,492^nd in the world and 1^st in United States of North America for Nudest, with 159.75 cheeks per square mile.