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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,756th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,692nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,204th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
All shall be corrupted
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dark Metroid Prime

Population878 million

CurrencyPhazon bit
AnimalMetroid

The Empire of Dark Metroid Prime is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 878 million Metroids are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The all-consuming Dark Metroid Primean economy, worth 90.0 trillion Phazon bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,469 Phazon bits, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Metroid Prime's national animal is the Metroid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dark Metroid Prime is ranked 77,849th in the world and 25th in Imperium of the Wolf for Highest Economic Output, with 90.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,756thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,692ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,204thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,559thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,336thSafest: 14,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,987th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dark Metroid Prime's influence in Imperium of the Wolf rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Dark Metroid Prime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Metroid Prime, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.

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