The Federal Republic of Darcness is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darc with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.139 billion Darcnessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darcness City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,261 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darcness's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darcness is ranked 180,411^th in the world and 524^th in Europeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 kickbacks per hour.