The Federal Republic of Darcness is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darc with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.019 billion Darcnessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darcness City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcnessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,978 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, Darcnessian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darcness's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darcness is ranked 214,777^th in the world and 667^th in Europeia for Most Extreme, scoring 13.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.