by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,286thHighest Drug Use: 2,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,580th
The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of
Left-wing Utopia
Zeit ohne Ende
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Population9.434 billion

LeaderZephyr kul Sanguine


The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of Darcania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zephyr kul Sanguine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.434 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 848 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,929 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 9,625th in the world and 1st in floof for Nudest, with 221.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,286thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,580thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,056thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,891stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,417thNudest: 9,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,051stMost Cultured: 10,676thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,073rdNicest Citizens: 11,950thBest Weather: 12,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,021stMost Pacifist: 13,958thMost Inclusive: 15,263rdSmartest Citizens: 15,579thLargest Governments: 15,934thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,189thMost Politically Free: 16,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,026thSafest: 18,230thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,458thHighest Economic Output: 20,182nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darcania's influence in Floof rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Darcania applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Darcania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Darcania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Darcania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Darcania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Darcania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Darcania's influence in Floof fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Darcania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Darcania lodged a message on the Bobberino Regional Message Board.


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