by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 2,320th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,996th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,292nd
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
Left-wing Utopia
Zeit ohne Ende
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.2 billion

LeaderZephyr kul Sanguine


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zephyr kul Sanguine with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.2 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 650 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 2,320th in the world and 44th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 2,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,292ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,540thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,048thMost Influential: 4,649thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,193rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,321stNudest: 6,529thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,029thMost Politically Free: 7,081stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,051stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,824thMost Cultured: 10,282ndNicest Citizens: 10,382ndBest Weather: 10,968thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,673rdMost Inclusive: 13,816thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,974thMost Pacifist: 14,165thLargest Governments: 14,705thSmartest Citizens: 14,907thSafest: 15,158th
Highest Drug Use: 44th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 105th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 131st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionNudest: 200th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 282nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 300th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 358th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 389th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 422nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 491st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 504th in the regionMost Cultured: 517th in the regionLargest Populations: 538th in the regionNicest Citizens: 609th in the regionBest Weather: 621st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 666th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 668th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 686th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 710th in the regionLargest Governments: 725th in the region

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