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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,195th Highest Drug Use: 2,488th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,411th
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population6.675 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.675 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 603 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 15,543rd in the world and 853rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 70.9 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,195thHighest Drug Use: 2,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,411thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,205thMost Influential: 6,211thMost Politically Free: 6,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,878thNudest: 7,236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,451stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,507thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,972ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,315thNicest Citizens: 10,705thMost Cultured: 10,749thBest Weather: 11,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,674thMost Inclusive: 14,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,642ndMost Pacifist: 15,080thLargest Governments: 15,191stSmartest Citizens: 15,543rdSafest: 16,456th
Highest Drug Use: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Politically Free: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 266th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 357th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 407th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 410th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 498th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionMost Cultured: 520th in the regionNicest Citizens: 591st in the regionLargest Populations: 611th in the regionBest Weather: 633rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 662nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 681st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 683rd in the regionLargest Governments: 715th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 748th in the regionMost Pacifist: 798th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 806th in the regionMost Inclusive: 824th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 853rd in the regionSafest: 883rd in the region

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