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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 741stHighest Poor Incomes: 769th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Oh god, I don't know what to say.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.663 billion


CurrencyNicely Colored Kitten Picture
Animalfuzzly kitten

The Kingdom of Darcaethir is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by someone with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.663 billion Darcaethirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equinox. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darcaethirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,851 trillion Nicely Colored Kitten Pictures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,454 Nicely Colored Kitten Pictures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, Max Barry is this year's Miss Darcaethir, and Someone's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darcaethir's national animal is the fuzzly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darcaethir is ranked 203,540th in the world and 7,591st in Lazarus for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.52 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 741stHighest Poor Incomes: 769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 860thLargest Mining Sector: 1,835thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,303rdSmartest Citizens: 2,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,679thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,700thHighest Average Incomes: 2,767thMost Influential: 2,811thMost Developed: 2,874thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,876thMost Pacifist: 2,988thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,262ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,355thMost Inclusive: 3,385thLowest Crime Rates: 3,568thSafest: 4,481stHighest Economic Output: 4,569thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,048thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,402ndMost Secular: 6,717thLargest Governments: 7,184thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,608thMost Efficient Economies: 9,059thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,800thMost Income Equality: 12,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,241stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,498thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,391stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,020th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 219th in the regionSafest: 240th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 290th in the regionMost Income Equality: 340th in the regionMost Secular: 342nd in the regionLargest Governments: 367th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 371st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 443rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 557th in the regionMost Stationary: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 721st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 740th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 778th in the region

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