The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.275 billion Lamis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion Gold Almighty Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 232,480 Gold Almighty Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 851,438 per year while the poor average 44,979, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

Books are so highly regarded in Dar es Saalam that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the statue in the Longbottom Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicsm.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 4,772^nd in the world and 281^st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.72 on the Human Development Index.