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Largest Black Market: 434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 459thMost Devout: 617th
The Poets Light But Lamps of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Proclaim the truth and do not be silent through fear.
Saint Catherine of Siena
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dar es Saalam

Population21.851 billion

CapitalDodoma
LeaderSaint Catherine of Siena
FaithCatholicism

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalNorth Pacific Toxic Monkey

The Poets Light But Lamps of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Catherine of Siena with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.851 billion Lamis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 7,557 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,887 Silver Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM", petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the North Pacific Toxic Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 11,891st in the world and 1st in Cali for Highest Food Quality, scoring 147.39 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Black Market: 434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 459thMost Devout: 617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,012thHighest Economic Output: 1,280thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,415thHighest Average Incomes: 1,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,642ndMost Influential: 1,668thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,218thMost Patriotic: 2,342ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,435thMost Efficient Economies: 2,582ndMost Cultured: 2,711thLargest Governments: 2,904thMost Developed: 2,937thMost Armed: 2,956thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,049thLargest Retail Industry: 3,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,874thBest Weather: 3,891stRudest Citizens: 4,015thSmartest Citizens: 4,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,430thLowest Crime Rates: 5,448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,280thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,727thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,133rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,777thLargest Mining Sector: 8,394thLargest Populations: 9,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,796thHighest Food Quality: 11,891stHealthiest Citizens: 13,532ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,733rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dar es Saalam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and Most Developed.
  • : Dar es Saalam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Dar es Saalam lodged a message on the Cali Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Dar es Saalam, people caught mistreating Dar es Saalam's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.

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