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Most Inclusive: 658th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 735th Nicest Citizens: 860th
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Daoine pacaiste

Population5.823 billion

CapitalDagda city
LeaderDruid Scian Seabhac
FaithDruidism

CurrencyObair
AnimalWolf

The Theocracy of Daoine pacaiste is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Druid Scian Seabhac with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.823 billion Daoine pacaisteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dagda city. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Daoine pacaistean economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion Obairs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 185,875 Obairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Wolf is considered a national priority, books are so highly regarded in Daoine pacaiste that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, on-duty Air Daoine pacaiste flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and most ambassadors from Daoine pacaiste retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown. Daoine pacaiste's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druidism.

Daoine pacaiste is ranked 145,271st in the world and 231st in Wintreath for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Inclusive: 658thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 735thNicest Citizens: 860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 953rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 970thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,266thMost Pacifist: 1,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,424thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,618thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,733rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,806thMost Developed: 1,923rdSafest: 1,941stMost Cultured: 1,977thBest Weather: 2,104thMost Devout: 2,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,634thSmartest Citizens: 2,704thLowest Crime Rates: 2,880thLargest Governments: 2,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,254thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,661stMost Politically Free: 4,124thHealthiest Citizens: 4,276thMost Influential: 4,612thMost Efficient Economies: 5,745thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,087thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,104thHighest Average Incomes: 6,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,241stTop
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Nudest: 9,473rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,112thHighest Economic Output: 11,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,953rd
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, most ambassadors from Daoine pacaiste retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Daoine pacaiste was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, on-duty Air Daoine pacaiste flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, books are so highly regarded in Daoine pacaiste that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, the horniness of the great-horned Wolf is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Daoine pacaiste, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.

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