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Most Average: 11,604th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,897th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Knowledge inspires the future
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Danse du Feu

Population20 million

CurrencyBlu
AnimalButterfly

The Constitutional Monarchy of Danse du Feu is a small, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 20 million Royals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Danse du Feuan economy, worth 1.17 trillion Blus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 58,416 Blus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, political candidates must be personally vetted by Leader, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Danse du Feu's national animal is the Butterfly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Danse du Feu is ranked 111,190th in the world and 4,733rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Average: 11,604thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,897th
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Most Average: 179th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 421st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 608th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, political candidates must be personally vetted by Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Danse du Feu's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Danse du Feu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Danse du Feu, whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web.

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