The Democratic Republic of Dannyton is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.387 billion Dannytians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dannyville. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dannytonian economy, worth 771 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,841 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dannyton's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Intelligence.

Dannyton is ranked 16,451^st in the world and 225^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.