The Kingdom of Dankmire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.819 billion Dankmireans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Dankmirean economy, worth 647 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,534 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,699 per year while the poor average 3,167, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dankmire's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dankmire is ranked 250,925^th in the world and 2,475^th in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.