The Federal Republic of Dankerian Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dat Boi with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 13.424 billion Dankerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dankia. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dankerian Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion Dank Memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,652 Dank Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, voting is voluntary, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dankerian Republic's national animal is the Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dank Memes.

Dankerian Republic is ranked 211,747^th in the world and 199^th in Karma for Most Pacifist, with 44.14 cheeks turned per day.