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DankAss Communes

Population4.482 billion

CapitalDakanakordani
LeaderFirst Speaker Cyara i'Yasa-Kordani

Currencyidakan
AnimalCliffracer

The Neurodemocratic Collective of DankAss Communes is a massive, genial nation, ruled by First Speaker Cyara i'Yasa-Kordani with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.482 billion Dakani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakanakordani. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakani economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion idakans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 249,967 idakans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime is totally unknown. DankAss Communes's national animal is the Cliffracer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DankAss Communes is ranked 66,819th in the world and 302nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Safest, scoring 92.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 753rdMost Inclusive: 891stRudest Citizens: 1,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,321stLargest Governments: 1,350thSmartest Citizens: 1,507thMost Efficient Economies: 1,788thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,048thTop
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Most Developed: 2,103rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,638thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,709thNicest Citizens: 2,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,975thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,023rdMost Secular: 3,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,267thHighest Average Incomes: 3,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,845thMost Cultured: 3,937thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,283rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,779thMost Influential: 5,456thBest Weather: 5,598thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,777thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,009thHealthiest Citizens: 6,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,961stNudest: 9,233rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11,422ndMost Politically Free: 11,444thHighest Economic Output: 14,856thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,688th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, DankAss Communes is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".

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