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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,497th Most Inclusive: 1,633rd Rudest Citizens: 1,893rd
The Neurodemocratic Collective of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Ya fell for one of the classic blunders m8!
First Speaker Cyara
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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DankAss Communes

Population2.087 billion

CapitalDankistan
LeaderFirst Speaker Cyara

Currencydankmark
AnimalCliffracer

The Neurodemocratic Collective of DankAss Communes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by First Speaker Cyara with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.087 billion Dankistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dankistan. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dankistani economy, worth 424 trillion dankmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,234 dankmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and much of DankAss Communes's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. DankAss Communes's national animal is the Cliffracer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DankAss Communes is ranked 56,269th in the world and 60th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,023.68 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,497thMost Inclusive: 1,633rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,132ndMost Politically Free: 2,196thMost Developed: 2,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,582ndSmartest Citizens: 2,701stLargest Governments: 2,751stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,180thNicest Citizens: 3,407thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,127thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,158thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,899thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,229thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,380thHighest Average Incomes: 5,454thMost Influential: 5,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,828thMost Cultured: 5,909thMost Secular: 6,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,385thHighest Drug Use: 6,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,701stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,052ndNudest: 7,120thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,628thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,691stMost Efficient Economies: 10,628thHealthiest Citizens: 13,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,664thBest Weather: 14,871st
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, much of DankAss Communes's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • : Following new legislation in DankAss Communes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : DankAss Communes was endorsed by The Science State of Scientists Allied.
  • : DankAss Communes lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.

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