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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,511thMost Stationary: 1,683rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,769th
The Racing Queen of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Danica Patrick

Population18.582 billion

CapitalBeloit WI
LeaderGo Daddy
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyCheckered Flag
Animal800 Horsepower

The Racing Queen of Danica Patrick is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Go Daddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.582 billion Danica Patrickians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beloit WI. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danica Patrickian economy, worth a remarkable 3,195 trillion Checkered Flags a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,977 Checkered Flags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danica Patrick's national animal is the 800 Horsepower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Danica Patrick is ranked 1,511th in the world and 17th in NationStates for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 12,518.53 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,511thMost Stationary: 1,683rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,769thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,128thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,587thHighest Economic Output: 3,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,534thNicest Citizens: 4,709thMost Efficient Economies: 5,757thMost Armed: 6,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,731stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,220thLargest Populations: 7,872ndMost Secular: 7,930thSmartest Citizens: 9,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,559thHighest Average Incomes: 9,592ndMost Cultured: 9,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,927thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,262ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,761stLargest Governments: 12,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,743rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,782ndMost Influential: 17,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,479thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,998thLowest Crime Rates: 19,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,308thMost Developed: 20,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,262nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danica Patrick was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Danica Patrick, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.

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