The Allied States of Danhaahuho is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Dog population. The hard-working population of 12.737 billion Danhaahuhoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The Danhaahuhoan economy, worth 547 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 42,953 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danhaahuho's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Danhaahuho is ranked 200,273^rd in the world and 1^st in The Order of the White Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.